Just spit my drink out

KATIE HOLMES WANTS TO RUN A MARATHON - OK! says, "Katie Holmes has often been spotted enjoying an early morning jog around the European metropolis. And OK! has learned exclusively that she's not just doing it to keep her figure fit for Tom — She's fulfilling her dream to run in the New York Marathon." I can't help but think of that Julia Roberts movie where she learned to swim so she could fake her own death and get out of her loveless marriage. Katie is makin' a break for it. If she starts to learn Spanish Tom better lock that bitch up.